This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
The sky will open, cue choir of angels: "oh! wow! Matt was right! Not only will I grow out my bush, but I'm going to date straight, available men!"
i just had sex with a fat kid who giggles when he cums. tequila really lowers my standards.
if I see one grey pube I'm spitting his penis out!
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
today is the best snowday of my entire life. also its no shirt day.
He showed up to the Seder drunk and tried to convince everyone that he could read Hebrew.
You threw a shot glass at the bartender and still managed to convince him to let us drink more. You are my hero.
Also. After puking outside of the bar last night, some guy (who saw me puking) said I looked like Jennifer Lawrence, called me J Law, got my number and is now texting me. Who knew puking and rallying would do me any good
I just feel like if we dated, he'd just be crying the entire relationship
He only has one ball. it was like fucking a cyclops.
He’s definitely circumcised. There’s not enough room in those speedos for a foreskin with that fire hose he’s packing.
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