What a fucking waste of an outfit
theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
I should start riding the bus again so I can drink all day
my first words to him the next morning were "do you like magic"?
Bring one of those heart stabber things in case you go into shock. I'll jab you.
We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
Peanut butter and whiskey is not a dinner
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
You know its a good morning when you wake up with blonde hair extensions in your pocket. . .
You're a FUCKING ASSHOLE. Love mom
He set the tone in the back of his car by blasting Marvin Gaye's sexual healing before railing me
Yelled "don't taze me bro" as the police officer tazed me. Cross it off the list.
Gov of Georgia is going to allow massage therapists to return to work.
Gives a new meaning to 'Happy Endings'.
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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