Reminder- he's a douche bag. A big one.
he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
Well now I have my semen on her headphones
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
Im positive, your name was on my abdomen, Im pretty sure thats solid evidence
I'M ALSO PLAYING VIDEO GAMES AND THINKING ABOUT ORDERING A PJIZZA. I'M NOT SURE WHAT MY MUSTACHE WANTS.
I mean, that's eating your cake and fucking it too.
You only have to pretend to care about soccer until July. HE'S PRETTY DONT RUIN THIS.
I honestly just wanna put my face in her tits and disappear from this plane of existence
Dude how much would someone have to pay you to get you to slide your vagina across a bald man's head because Honestly I'd do it for the experience alone. but money would be nice too\n\nI'm thinkin like 500 bucks. Maybe 700
Why are you like this.
My diet fell off the wagon when I began texting the pizza delivery guy my location on frat row.
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
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