Small penises have feelings too.
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
Dude. I tried to convince her to eat poprocks and give me a blowjob. It did not work out well.
I drunk madeout with my mom last night. it's guna be an awkward breakfast.
so just saw tiger woods pull a page out of his wifes book and hit some kid in the head with a golf club
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
Where are you, who is in my bed, why is he wearing a spandex onesie as underwear, how did i get teethmarks on my forehead, what are we doing tonight?
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
I think the guy I was trying to dance with was an undercover cop...
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
She's still here. My penis can feel it.
Dude, I think she left with some dude like an hour ago
FOUND HER. I swear this thing is like a metal-detector
If I die at work, I want you to have my mustache collection
We walked around last night for hours saying nothing but nom nom nom and barking at each other.
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