I would have at least made out with you if you were showered.
im letting my talent of no gag reflex go to waste
ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
she was carrying the quesadilla around the bar like a security blanket
I can feel the alcohol in my calves
I found out you can't leave the bar with a drink. I also found out that pouring it on the bouncers shoes is also unacceptable.
By the way, we're gonna have to get a new rug for the livingroom i kinda started ours on fire...
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
This place is a maelstrom of dicks.
I mean as in stuck up bastards, not actual, desirable male genitalia. My point is, come pick me up fast, please!
If you don't believe in my fighting skills, I don't know if we can be together
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
Its 7am I'm awake still drunk, there is food, random clothing and road cone in my room. I can't decide if this is a failure or a success???
So she said she could really go for a cheeseburger and I remembered I had one in my pocket. No idea where it came from.
is it bad that there is a girl in my bed right now and the only thing i can think about is the fect that its after 3am which means i cant order jimmyjohns unitll tomorrow?
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