New. Vanessa hudgens nude pics
That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
I walked into my house this morning to find an 18 pack on the counter. I think that's gods way of ringing the bell for round two.
Fist pumping is hard when country music is playing FYI but I am committed
I mean we're not committed. He's my first choice, sort of like miller lite. When I'm at the bar I'm going to order one, but if they don't maybe I'll go for a bud or blue moon. I'm certainly not going to stop drinking
I just had to google "How do I get semen stains off of drywall." I'm relatively proud of this
Im walking to an ob gyn practice session right now. Literally have to get face first in a middleaged vagina in 10 min.
Can we agree to not tell mom about this?
This isnt even the most disappointing thing i know about you.
And then, I saw the prophecy come to fruition. It was the Dick of Destiny.
This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
Bar selfie Saturday turned into bar nudie Saturday in a hurry. I need to delete my snapchat...
Just remembered I said your cat looked delicious last night.
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
His parents then knew me as the blackout who took care of him and stole his watch
Let me atleast have my coffee before you start talking about your penis
i really love you but i feel kinda dumb about it
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