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(702): View more from Nevada

Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.

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(256): View more from Alabama

So she said grabbing my cock was like holding a giant crayola from pre-school.

(256): View more from Alabama

that was the beginning of the end.

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(502): View more from Kentucky

I just withdrew $200 in ones. I think the teller knew what was up

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(814): View more from Pennsylvania

I just puked in my fish tank. Helloooooo summer.

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(815): View more from Illinois

No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.

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(803): View more from South Carolina

Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.

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(805): View more from California

He told me that "my little fuckpig" was a term of endearment in Britain. I think I'm in love.

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(778): View more from British Columbia

My day so far: morning after pill and pancakes. Living the dream.

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(317): View more from Indiana

I'm gonna go take a shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.

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