nothing screams I HAVE A PROBLEM! like the case of miller lite sitting on top of my DUI papers in the passenger seat of my car. lol
Obama just said the words "we're all in this together." I wanted to start singing high school musical
i love when people i haven't talked to since we fucked write on my wall.
Seeing him suck some chick's face on VH1 wasn't exactly how I imagined the "we should see other people" conversation going.
Im so ripped right now that i just filled the almost empty bottle of choc syrup with milk and drank it straight out of the bottle. It was on pointttttt.
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
Ahh you know it's going to be a long day when you mistake a beer for a sprite at 10:30 in the morning while babysitting
No I got myself stoned. With her bowl. She was just a casualty of the War on Sobriety.
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
I just remember dedicating a shot to me giving you head so it was obviously a good night
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
Yet he continued to eat cereal out of the glove compartment in my car.
so idk what that means but now because of me he has a police file as breaking into my apartment and sleeping in my hallway under the carpet
we went to go have morning sex and I said “I was gonna put my mouth on it but you need to shower”#ruinedthemoment
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