Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
Instead of centeral air we are getting a margaritaville machine. Thought you would enjoy our logic
I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
I don't know at which point last night turned terribly, terribly wrong, but it was somewhere around Motel 6, specifically the parking lot.
And I'd make him talk dirty to me. In Forrest Gump's voice.
Yeah her jello shots are the next closest thing to a lethal injection. That potent.
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace.
I just used "et al" in a sext. I thought you'd be proud
dying me prepared for dead me... i woke up with my laptop open to the last snl episode, a bottle of gatorade, advil and a bag of chocolate all next to me
I just trimmed my bush to manageable levels. I'm gonna take a nap and then get in there and finish the job.
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
The hat, the beard, the hard posing - like who does he think he is?
A bag of dicks
That's dating life
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
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