Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
he got up in front of the whole lecture hall and yelled that Charlie Brown's Christmas tree was his favorite book in the history of the universe. then he stumbled out the fire exit setting the alarm off. I could've jumped him right then and there.
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
I just won't go as hard tonight. Four dollar ladies night drink or drown is not a good idea for me. I like to get my money's worth.
But she tried her best to break my penis, so she has a few free passes with me
On a scale of one to america, how free are you this weekend?
I was just told that i'm a premature cuddler. . . What does that even mean?
Whatever it is you failed
When you get here, kick me in the balls. It's really important. - I'll explain later.
So, the officer that worked my wreck, I'm rockin his world tonight. He saw me high on morphine in the ER. So he knows my level of crazy. Think he'll agree to wear his gun?
So many things can go wrong tonight.
I woke up with a massive hangover and realized I still had an entire bottle of tequila in my car...so yeah, working on tomorrow's hangover.
I just wish the first erections of my life didn't take place at a dentists office but hey whatever I turned out alright
I'm not talking about Donald Trump in the midst of sending you nudes
He sang a ten minute song about me sitting on his face and eating quesadillas. Pretty sure I have to marry him.
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