i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
I wish they had nachos that got you drunk
Drunk fuck. Had to tell him that the 5 second rule does not apply when your in the bathroom at the hockey game.
his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
I cannot remember December 31 for the past 3 years. it might as well not even exist on my calendar anymore
you should give me head with plastic fangs in
the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
hey, this is the drunk ass freshman from last night. thanks alot for helping me out last night, i'd probably be on some lawn if it wasn't for you guys! and my mom says thanks for talking to her
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
Jacked up my neck and shoulder hanging on for dear life while I rode him like a boss. Plus my house smells like broccoli, bad! How's YOUR morning?
I knew I was in trouble when she kept referring to the next day as things we should do
So you brought her to my house and left her on my couch.
The annual Father's Day Wake and Bake has been canceled due to lack of hustle.
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
I couldn't find my contact solution so I thought mixing toothpaste and water would work
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