I had to throw up. it was the only way to avoid kissing her after she swallowed..
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
It's Christmas week. I wouldn't know what to do if i wasn't hung over.
At the party. I feel like I just walked into a lifesize blunt.
She gave us all a pep talk at the bus stop at 1 AM. It involved cupcakes and somehow ended with her making out with her best friend. God bless college.
We called dibs on each other's genitals. That bond is unbreakable.
I bet he'd be real motivational during sex. And he'd probably make you call him superman.
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
he's a firefighter. like being a firefighter screams MY DICK IS HUGE SO I'M NOT AFRAID TO DIE IN THIS FIRE.
be right there i have to get my cape
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
Let's just say his oral game was lacking. Hell, lacking is too nice of a word to describe it.
I'll be perfectly honest; there are times other guys have consented to have sex with me because of my punctuation.
Fuck you i've put so many pretzels in her shirt
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