I can't disclose who, but one time I called someone, they didn't pick up, and immediately texted back 'will call later, masturbating'
I thought that was really considerate
She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
Just bought all my wine for the weekend with a check at 11am. I'm almost judging myself.
You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
4pm update. Theres smashed cake inside my duffel bag, a vodka bottle in the dish drainer, and the most productive thing ive done is make 40 pigs in a blanket
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
be warned: you might find a baby hampster in my bra
FUCK... Pulled a chick from the bar went to her house passed out on the shitter. She lives in a house full of girls. They were making poop jokes as i left
this is the first time in over a year I had a pregnancy scare and actually would have known who the father was. I guess this is what adulthood feels like.
We had sex on a dog bed..
Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?
Is it something I'm going to want to hug you for or slap you for?
Also, my guy said they would be around. And i clarified that when I asked him for mushrooms he didn't hear "a mushroom or two" but rather understood I meant "all the mushrooms you can find between now and 4th of July."
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