do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
I have tardy slips. and absent slips if you don't show up to the bar. and trust me, if you are absent there will be a saturday school. I'm teaching you how to drink tonight.
There is nothing like getting stoned and spying on people with binoculars
Being thankful with your family is one thing. Being thankful with your friends while getting drunk and smoking bowls while eating leftovers, priceless.
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
My butthole probably tastes like a Cinnabon right now
I'm eating pizza in the bathtub
Currently doing the walk of shame out of some random girls house with my boyfriend. Talk about relationship goals.
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
He dicked me, fed me creme brulee, and didn’t make a big deal out of me causing a flood to come outta my vagina
Marry him NOW
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