she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
That combination of brocholi bacon eggs cheese ketchup and pasta would have been a revaltion had you not thrown up on the stove and put out the pilot light
its so hard to text. the buttons are tickling my fingers
you said you wanted to feel how much my penis weighed for educational purposes
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
He offered to let her do a line of coke off his hard-on. She said she'd had that hard-on and it would be a bump, not a line. Everyone laughed. That's why he left.
So that answers the first question but not the second: how the fuck am I getting home?
You thought that you were playing full contact and started screaming "I will fucking end you! I will end you!" and tried tackling everyone in the room.
I just realized that every possible way I walk to campus I walk by the house of someone I slept with
I almost don't wanna have sex with her because I'm afraid she'll steal my hat
You don't know bruises until you've been banged by 3 drunk bagpipers in the back of thier bus
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
I'll bring spiced rum
I am not drinking that devil juice
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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