ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
the bank didn't screw up, i spent 150$ at mcdonalds last night
You don't forget tits like those, even if you are vegas drunk.
Bathroom attendant appreciated that hug I have him as a tip. Fucking BROKE these days.
Dave got tied up again. I'm done breaking into girls houses to cut him loose. At least before noon.
Wake up we need to beat the walk of shame rush hour
Please, by all means, tell me what can't be helped by two stiff drinks & a blowjob?
She looks like a Midwestern news anchor that got fired so she has done nothing but eat for the past 6 months.
Next think I knew I was pretty much using his penis as a microphone... No more playing Eminem during hookups
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
I just told my bowl "sorry" for putting it down, because I thought I hurt its feelings. omg. I'm high.
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
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