Hallmark should totally make "congratulations on getting your period" cards...I feel they would be quite popular.
You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
What did you give her? She's trying to tape her wrists so her hands don't fall off.
I pull out like 90% of the time, but that's just to make art.
Is buying her a loofah for my house commitment like? I don't wanna give the wrong idea
it would be a downgrade if your vagina tasted like skittles
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
I just said "okay we have 20 minutes to get each other off, ready... Set... Go!" and he picked me up and threw me on the bed. I almost came just from that.
I paused the movie when the delivery guys arrived, and while they were assembling the bed, one of the guys pointed to the tv and said "why so serious?" And it made the whole experience happy.
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
Tell me why i'm looking through my medical records and the last thing it said about my labor was 'vagina was explored'!?
My boss spotted an injured PIGEON outside the front door this morning (at 3:30am) and requested that I catch it and take it to the vet. Catch it with what! Take it where!These requests have gone too far...
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