If it wasnt for meatballs I would have fucking killed myself already.
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
I will never in my life forget you letting the cat lick your tongue
I don't want to die alone with cake watching shows about cake
I still have a scar from the last time she gave me a handjob. There is NO WAY i'll stick my dick anywhere near her again
As I was sneaking out of his house last night his moms lover was sneaking in, he held the door for me...
we gave you a glass of water and you just started yelling: TWO STRAWS, PATS AN ENGINEER HE'LL FIGURE IT OUT
Well yeah connect the two together, then you can lay down and drink.
So one possible side effect of women taking Viagra is that my tongue feels swollen. You having any?
Should I put the money for my dealer in a Christmas card? You know, make it more frstive?
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
Bumble is fuckin insane here. I'm going to break a hip.
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
I have to start drinking water I have a drug test to fail at 1:40
I admire the fact that you replicated my apartment on the roof but I would appreciate it more if you would move all my stuff off the roof and back into my apartment.
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