It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
Emoooo
apparently the secret to your success is patron
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
Katy Perry is on a Proactiv commercial. That "I kissed a girl" shit is so much less hot now.
So many people have lost their virginity on my futon... I think it is only the right thing to bronze it and put it on display
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
Had to go see my sisters new baby this morn in the clothes I wore to the rave last night. Still drunk. Almost dropped it. I'll be a good aunt right?
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
And when I feel bad about myself I go to the library and suck my pen over an open book, counting the seconds until a guy sits across from me and tries to get my attention
I asked him for something to clean up with after sex and he handed me a sham wow. A SHAM WOW
So TMI but just realizing I have not masturbated since trump took office. He's sucked the sex drive out of me.
We played 2 very competitive games of Jenga and then fucked our brains out... BEST. RELATIONSHIP. EVER.
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