i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
i perioded on his leg
on. his. leg.
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
It was fun until the stripper told me it was her first day and started crying.
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
What's more awkward than your little brother in law screaming, "I SAW YOUR TITTIES" at the breakfast table?
His step dad chiming in on the jokes.
But you can still look for dick after you find Jesus.
I'm going to pound you from behind over a table at the bar while I pull your hair and call you a whore...please pass along that message to Rob
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
Hey my dad gave me life the least I can do is take him chicken strips and a pack of marlboros.
Didn't think the day of being the oldest in a club would be when I'm twenty one. Even the bouncer looked surprised when he ID me.
There is a high pitched squealing noise coming from somewhere in my house. I hope it's a gas leak cause I'm over this week man.
His name was Dragon. For real. How do you not sleep with a Dragon? Don't judge me.
you could be the only one getting laid right now....yet your sitting in here making goat noises
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