I just hope my dad was drunk enough to not remember the whole convo we had about anal.
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
Why the fuck is BBQ sauce coming out of my shower head?
I wouldnt consider it a good Wednesday if there wasn't any projectile vomit involved
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
I just want you to know that we eye fucked the shit out of someone who just got drafted
I told him he was, quote: "A big cuddly bear" and he needed to get into my bed or I would set his Golden Retriever free.
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
Is drinking before noon still a bad idea if you invent an amazing cocktail?
Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
He was Jesus for Halloween and I definitely got on my knees and gave him praise.
Found sauce from last night's pizza rolls wedged under my phone case... While sitting in my 8 am class. What happened last night?
Fuck you. Leave my nipples out of this. THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU
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