why is every porn film shot in the same house? with the same red couch!?!
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
I just convinced a girl to drink my spit cup cuz I said it was dark beer and would get her drunk faster. I dare you to try something better.
...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
Buying weed on Christmas. Gotta love Jewish drug dealers
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
Did you eat 9 cans of raviolii last night?
Come on man nobody wants to admit that
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
You and the dog were competed for the water dish
By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!
Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
She's relieving herself in the laundry room. I'm really hoping there's a toilet in there...
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