Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(818): View more from California

Hi Jason, it's Liz. We dont need you to pick us up anymore. I dont care if you will be here in a milisecond. And you should know im wearing really amazing shoes.

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(623): View more from Arizona

I can no longer count the number of girls I've banged on my fingers and toes. It's like being born again.

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(315): View more from New York

I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in

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(870): View more from Arkansas

too bad I'd hit a car before I'd hit a bush.

(870): View more from Arkansas

Are we talking about jumping from windows or your willingness to fuck a car instead of a woman?

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(603): View more from New Hampshire

she just kept straddling the railing to the stairs and shouting "come on Seabiscuit, lets win this for America."

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