He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
I had to use the resin knife to take the staples out of my tax return forms. Tax returns and a search warrant?
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
How does "I'm not drinking tonight" turn into body shots?
dude he was laying on two half-naked chicks, as they rubbed him down with lotion, while rolling a joint. hes like a modern-day african king
and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
You slammed your forties down on the table and yelled "I AM EDWARD FORTYHANDS" then mumbled something about repping Idaho like a champ and laid down on the couch.
I call BS on that! THAT WAS TOTALLY AN INTERCEPTION. JENNINGS HAD THAT.
PEOPLE ARE FLIPPING FURNITURE HERE. IN THE ROOM ABOVE ME. I HEARD SOMEONE WOOKIE CALL IN ANGER FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS BUILDING.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't scared, even a little.
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
The girl next to me looks like the young version of sara (bonnie hunt) in jumanji. I wanna be like PLAY THE GAME SARA!!!!"
you went to ralph's and bought all of their pears and left them outside my house
I have a 30 minute video visit blind date tonight with a guy in prison. And it's costing me $9. ROCK... BOTTOM...
All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.
So if your sore it's because you tried to tackle a tree last night. When I told you at the party, you said "What do you expect, I'm an athlete!"
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