what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
You left a skid on my bar stool!!!!
Oops! Sorry about getting stool on your stool!
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
I'm really tired of cleaning up my twitter the morning after
Calling yourself a modern day Geisha doesn't justify being a whore.
Do you remember giving me altiods and wishing me good luck on the walk home?
Apparently someone switched my cash for monopoly money after midnight so I couldn't get any more drinks at the bar
remember, YOU ARE A WINNER
my dinner was a box of cheezits simultaneously mixed in with cocoa puffs and fried rice.
Just gave a gay guy pointers on how to make anal not hurt. Reevaluation of life choices: in progress.
I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
she fell asleep in a torn bush after playing cards at a nursing home.
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
Ok, not to minimize the significance of that beautiful anecdote from your childhood, but here's a video of my penis.
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