What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
Excellent idea. Nothing says "congrats for resurrecting yourself, Jesus" like Greygoose at noon!
I'm gonna have sex with my clothes on and I'll know everyone there so I'll be in my comfort zone
You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.
It tastes like you we're too lazy to shower and instead just sprayed yourself with Febreeze.
You have a very discerning palate.
i was sitting in the back of a squad car completely stoned watching airplanes take off
I just got high off one hit and the. Spent 20 minutes inspecting the gasket of our refridgerator and researching ways to replace it
All I've done today is make sangria and wonder what the hell I'm doing with my life.
Dude, I'm not going to use a butt plug.
I just realized I wasn't at the party anymore. I was just sitting there with a vacuum.
burned my penis with a sauteed onion again.
I HAD SEX WITH COLBY AND HIS FIVE YEAR PLAN IS TO STEAL A REALLY EXPENSIVE PAINTING AND ASKED ME IF ID BE INTO HELPING HIM AND I WOKE UP IN HIS BED TO A WOMANS TUBE TOP NEXT TO ME
i've got three words. i. was. spanked.
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