Umm I'm too high to move.
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
About me waking up with a tatto of a hamster with a top hat ?
hey.....beach week happens
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
He lit his shirt on fire at the bar by putting a lit cigarette in the pocket to "save for later."
I just woke up naked clutching a Taco Bell bag.
Nothing is more awkward than taking a dump while someone is crying in the bathroom.
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
Yeah I just gotta do it so that my major doesn't find out. Doesn't look good having a stripper teach your 3rd grader
We turned a watering can into a margarita bong.
so "excuse the stench" wasn't the correct thing to say when your boyfriend's parents walk in on you shitting. Live and learn
I'm at the back whiskey bar with a 7 and 7 in a winnie the pooh costume. Come find me.
MY COWORKER IS ATTRACTIVE AND I DROPPED A SONIC THE HEDGEHOG JOKE IN CONVERSATION I FUCKED UP
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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