i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
Nobody needs to come anywhere. Except on your face.
he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day.
The goblet must only be used for good. And vodka. And anything t-pain would be proud of.
Why doesn't the washer have a puke setting?
Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
My face feels like its stuck between a ball sack and an asshole.
i would really love it if at least once per weekend i did not wake up to you half naked passed out on the floor
OPIZZABONMYDICK
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
I did cocaine with my cab driver all night. It was the best date.
nothing like waking up to a voice mail saying your std test came back negative
LACE UP YOUR GODDAMN SHOES
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Randomize
