Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
I know I'm really high but I swear I just saw him beating off to his fantasy football roster.
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
Voted patient of the month again at the urgent care. I need to rethink my life choices.
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
Just living on dreams and a bed of used condoms
That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
It is becoming increasingly more likely that my entire halloween costume will be entirely composed of borrowed clothing from the two girls I'm hooking up
Watermelon juice. Makes everything better. Gin. Wine. EVERYTHING.
Dude I am allergic to the candy dicks from that sex shop in Vegas. Come take me to hospital right now.
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
We need to stop smoking. I just ran into a glass door.
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