Just saw the true definition of the muffin top and camel toe all on one person at the DC zoo... Tried to take a pic but she got away..
Astroglide: It's like Bengay for your ass.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
I was hidding Easter eggs in CHURCH this morning when one of the older men came up to me and said "I always knew you'd be a bunny just not the Easter kind" ... Our congregation obviously has high hopes for their pastor's daighter
I've never seen the starbucks guy more terrified than when you dove out the car window after your credit card
That's the first time I've ever heard something that tickled both my gag reflex and my penis simultaneously.
when the song champagne showers came on you poured some kids beer over his head... while giving him a lap dance
Haha I haven't even had my interview yet and I'm already trying to fuck my way to the top. 'Merica.
I'm drawing the line at your vagina. I will not accompany you to get that pierced and/or tattooed. There's got to be some mystery to our relationship.
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
I think the moment she woke up butt naked on a mattress with her phone still on her face was the point she knew last night was fucked up
So I was laying on the couch reading a book and he texted me. All I saw was the image of him spitting on my vagina last night in the moonlight. I gagged.
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
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