i always forget guys have bellybuttons
these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
You should have been there. We got drunk and threw a sword through his windshield.
my coworker just texted me asking if i remember pissing in the mop bucket at the gas station
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
nothing says 4th of july like teaching grandma how to work a keg
It's a piss down the stairs of the hotel kind of night
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
Oh, also as a concerning side note, my bra had drops of blood on it. So I don't know what the deal was, but someone I was around was definitely bleeding a decent amount.
They have a house rule that you get a composite for every 5 guys you sleep with. Where should I hang my new one?
There's weed in my toothpaste. Explain.
Strip club, what strip club did I eat a steak at? That's the appropriate question
I figure I since I made out with him that I at least had to save his number in my phone.
I woke up and there was a huge blow up palm tree in my bed...
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