am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
Tomorrow will not be complet unless someone eats me out. Just sayin
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
Now that you're back together are you gonna tell him you set his stuff on fire?
You said your face felt like it was made out out of boxes and kept asking me to give you a bath.
His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.
well, the drug dealer I've been fucking the past 5 months gave me a chilis gift card for Christmas, so things are looking up.
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
They just keep looking funny at me. No one has attempted to tell me that I don't make sense though so maybe they're all way more high than I am.
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
He was singing R-E-S-P-E-C-T to a stripper between motorboats while our HR manager cheered him on.
I sharted in my christmas pjs :(
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
So chicken strips and confidence do not you make you sober.
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
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