Dry humping a girl for an hour and then jizzing in your pants doesn't count as losing it.
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
We George Forman grilled some girls phone last night.
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
She just sucked the buffalo sauce out of my beard. I've never been so disgusted and hard in my life.
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
Once he past out I measured his penis with my remote.
Well, I just did coke with a drag queen in a bathroom so that's the direction this night is taking
My drug dealer just made me weigh out my own weed because he was in the middle of taking his law enforcement final
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
I hope you have your own chainsaw cause I didn’t buy one for you. It was a gross oversight on my part
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
I'm eating an ice cream cone and pooping. Don't know how I'm gonna wipe.
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