Note to self: When getting ready to leave with a kid in a wheelchair don't say Let's roll
No, I'm never going to get a job bc I don't know anything about public relations except that Chris Crocker wants everyone to leave Britney alone.
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
these girls were driving down the road screaming "SHOT!!" out the windows and pelting potatoes at passerby.
i got hit in the ear.
I wiped my mouth this morning with a pine tree branch after I threw up on the side of the road. Tis the season
I will call him whatever I please, including flaccid dick on forehead guy but not limited to watermelon cunt head.
Got paid to make out with a girl. It takes skill to be this drunk and still make money
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
I have a spatula mark on my ass. He spanked me with a spatula. Take that Rachel Ray.
Just wore the promise ring dad gave me freshman year of high school as a fake wedding band while I bought a pregnancy test. I think it's safe to say that's not what he had in mind with that gift 14 years ago.
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
So he has moved up to a stage 5 clinger...Surprised he didn't try to lure you into bed with tacos, like he did last time
Yeah... akward. I don't want a round 2
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