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(207): View more from Maine

I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it

(617): View more from Massachusetts

We call that spaghetti Os

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(610): View more from Pennsylvania

Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.

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(410): View more from Maryland

There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.

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(973): View more from New Jersey

U owe me five dollars for that paper towel you bet i wouldnt eat last night

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(561): View more from Florida

I standby a snuggie being perfectly acceptable attire for drunkenly walking your dog at 5am. Our new neighbors did not seem to agree.

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(719): View more from Colorado

There was definitely a significant amount of cookie dough in my bra

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(910): View more from North Carolina

before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-

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(419): View more from Ohio

Went to the lab to print and realized the guy next to me was the one we stole all the beer from last night..... Oops

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(630): View more from Illinois

I was left to my own devices with nothing to do but drink

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