called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
just wanted to thank u for shitting in my dads bidet last night. i had to manually scoop ur shit out of it. btw ur dumped.
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
His dad asked what he was doing so he texted his FATHER a picture of me wearing his shirt in his bed.
Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
I really am. The stoner chick wants to get a python.
Wake up we need to beat the walk of shame rush hour
He just walked up to me in the kitchen, pulled out his penis and stuck it in my sweatpants pocket.
It was probably cold. Sweatpants pockets are notoriously warm.
There's still helium in the tank I found in the garbage outside the bar!
You've seen the quality of dick pics I normally get. The bar is high.
I responded with revoking his blow job privileges. Needless to say, he's learned his lesson.
im about to bake her parents a "thank you for making such beautiful babies, ive had sex with all 5 of them" cake
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
Drunk me bought a cell phone last week and began texting sober me. The conversation between the two is still on going.
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