dude, i think i am in a porno. I was working out at the hotel gym and some chick was doing yoga and a guy comes up and says "good, now i know your flexible" then they started making out. WTF?
i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
Somehow I don't trust you in this state to talk to you about a colonoscopy
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
I got a dollar bill stuffed into my bra on two separate occasions by two separate guys simply for having boobs. I feel like somewhere god is patting himself on te back while pointing at me goin "you're welcome dude." easiest two bucks I ever made.
I knew it was on when he was dancing on stage and I gave him a dollar so in return he ripped my tit out of my shirt and started sucking on it IN THE MIDDLE OF THE BAR.
The molly dropped while I was taking a shit. Do you have any idea how scary that is?
That does not seem like timing
I always thought The Big Bang Theory wasa terrible show but that was before it came with blowjobs and pizza.
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
Of course i made out w him. He was painted green. You know of my secret longing for the Hulk.
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
ALL I WANT IN MY MOUTH IS A GLORIOUS COCK SMOTHERED IN CHOCOLATE. DICK AND CHOCOLATE; IS IT TOO MUCH FOR A GIRL TO ASK FOR?!
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