if all i could do was poop and smoke weed, i'd be eternally happy
amen to that sister
Well, I fucked her. But the sex wasn't all that great. Morning sex never is
If Andre Agassi did Crystal Meth, what was John McEnroe doing?
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
Based on your 5AM twitter activity I gather you found MORE FREE COKE??
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
Binging muscle relaxers because when ur 33 you can no longer SHAKE IT LIKE A POLAROID PICTURE for 2hrs w/o consequences. Fuck you, Age.
I find celibacy oppressive. Huge waste of my time and talents.
PROBABLY?!! And here I was, about to buy you a glow-in-the-dark banana-flavored cock ring... Now I "probably" won't.
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