You drink too much
No, I drink just the right amount - too often.
I shampoo & condition my pubes, sometimes i wish my face was closer so i could rub against it cause it feels like plush
you hand the children out the window. i'll pour the drinks.
I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
Writing apology letters and leaving them on peoples doors for your actions is NOT what I want to be doing at 6am.
Depending upon how the Sox game progresses, I'll either cry on the bar or fuck someone tonight...
He slow fucked me. Doggy style. On a porch. You never slow fuck doggy style. Its a law. A LAW.
BRING ME THE PLAN B. ILL GIVE YOU A FREE WATER BOTTLE AND A BUMPER STICKER AND SOME BACON BITS
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
He had a clap on lamp. So every time he was ramming into me, the lights kept turning on and off
I woke up naked and surrounded by M&Ms
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
If history is any guide, his morals are no match for my tits
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