There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
Saw a guy smoking a cig holding it with a fork and driving WTF?
new low.... made out with someone while peeing
you broke into my aparment at three in the morning wearing long johns and offered me beer.
is it sad that i can describe this night as "the night that i was sober" and we all know which night it was. like literally one night of sobriety.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
Come over and play the Jeter 3000 drinking game. You drink if the commentators say "captain" or "3000". I'll drink if they say "overrated" or "past his prime".
PS August 29 of last year was when you ran over my foot. Facebook just reminded me.
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
Walked up in time to hear him say "you saw I was in a relationship on facebook? So why are you holding my nuts?" To her. That's loyalty man
There is no amount of alcohol that can make me forget I had a Jimmy Kimmel sex dream
Give me a second. I'm doing my best but I'm drunk so for some reason fitting both my boobs in the pic is just incredibly difficult. They aren't THAT big. I'm just being retarded.
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
I'm glad I didn't see Grandma stumbling drunk and peeing herself...it would be like seeing my future.
Dude I'm drinking alone and watching cartoons. How is it that someone as hot as me is doing this.
Randomize
