Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
She was wasted. Kept yelling "what if I'm pregnant" and trying to push me into the tree. First and last time I bring a girl to my family christmas party.
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
i'll just tell him I slept with them both because we needed to compare notes
The 9th floor RA wants to know why we stacked 21 cinder blocks in the shower, and I can't remember. Do you?
We were laying in the basement dry humping to the rhythm of the washing machine
Until you wake up with a Hustler club stripper in the next room whose nipple you were coerced to lick at Snake & Jake's after breaking up a fight between an Indian and a Filipino, I don't wanna hear about your weird.
Let's just say that the best way to get a girls attention is not to slap her on the ass from the window of a moving cab.
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
What if there is no right person? Maybe it's just the right cat. Or the right 12 cats.
"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
Oh don't mind my cushion, I got plowed in the ass by a freight train last night
the raccoons are back...
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