dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
we usually just have an Easter beer hunt and never end up at church anyways
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
he swears he got herpes from a bowl of soup
It was just a squirrel
You act like its normal to see a squirrel in the bar
I don't want to hear about you making out with a high schooler. I just had the best sex of my life. My face and arms went numb in the middle of it.
You threw up? Were you ladylike while you did it? I'm wagering that you were. Like a Disney princess. Like a "Puke Me Pretty" Barbie.
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
Wanna get drunk and play candy land? If so you are 2 steps behind.
Wow. I hope you were either doing that in your sleep or blacked out. You threw up then covered yourself in duct tape... i wish i got that on camera
I swam, I rode a bicycle, I rode a horse, I danced. It was like a real life tampon advert.
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
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