Court Ordered Rehab!!! Do you think I'll need a swimsuit?
I think drunk me is telling hungover me something... I just have to crack the code.
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
All I really need to know is how to say "where is the bathroom" and "I don't take it in the butt anymore". I think that will suffice.
I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
Well apparently I'm no fun since I won't have a threesome with him and my mother.
sorry can't. you know Saturday is the masturbating day for single sorority girls here.
Sometimes I get in situations where I realize they think I'm smarter than I am and then it's just one more thing I have to fake.
I'm about to be a big disappointment.
Just remember, Dont make worse choices than american flag pants to your own birthday party
I'M MAKING HIKING PLANS WITH THE GIRL WHO IS DATING MY EX, THAT IS PERSONAL FUCKING GROWTH
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
He told me I'm a small core of pure evil wrapped up in sweetness, gold, and puppies. He gets me.
That is beautiful
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
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