We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
I just tried to unlock my house with the car remote
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
so i finally decided to ask her out. she started mumbling, then she puked on me. i think i'll try again when she's sober
Almost just got kicked out of a bar because the locals spilled beer everywhere when we taught them to shotgun.
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
I think I'm crying more because after all these years he never learned to spell you or use a comma properly from me
SO DRUNK
PUKED IN DRIVEWAY
TELL PARENTS SORRY
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
Which sister was it? The one I accidentally hit when my shoe flew off or the one I ate candy off of when we were high?
Dude I bought tampons with cardboard applicators by accident and now I know my vagina hates the 1960s
I'll just say I told you so at your funeral
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
Randomize
