so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
You make shower sex sound like waterboarding
i proceeded to stick my hands in his pants while he continued to repeat i have a girlfriend
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
we walked around the neighborhood with caution tape tied around our foreheads, making indian noises. I might have disturbed a crime scene to make a native american headdress.
The $10 cab ride turned into a $60 cab ride when you puked down the back of his seat trying to whisper in his ear. He was a trooper though, he came into to wash off in the sink and still tried to get your number.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
Fuck you, if it wasn't for us going to the city, she would be using me as a human sex toy all day.
Go christen that room with your naked body.
No more chicken and waffles served by drag queens at 2 AM. :(
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
She was way too drunk so I dropped her off at her house and smoked a huge blunt with her mom.
HE BEAT A GUY WITH NOTHING BUT RAZZLE DAZZLE AND HIS FABULOUSNESS
I refuse to plan drunken casual sex. Just think of the monster I'd create.
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