Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
He just asked me if his big had a curved penis. Awkward? I think so.
I feel like Tiger Woods should send Jesse James a gift basket or something...
You can't find true love with Budweiser and a futon
He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
Nothing screams fatass like a pizza that doesn't fit in your car
I just came inside of a Gatorade bottle. That hungover.
If you find my purse on your yacht please call me - girl you slept with after yacht party
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
I feel like I shouldn't be left around 30 year olds when I'm drunk
I was actually kind of excited. I mean, how many people can say they've been question by the CIA?
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
I just bought condoms and a potted plant, making for a top ten super weird and awkward purchase.
there is glitter all over my balls
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