so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
so after he got his stomach pumped, he asked for a smoking room.
He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
im just sayin im driving an hr to pick her up, just cause shes your gf doesnt mean i shouldnt be entitled to a bj
come to Starbucks. I'm the fat girl eating a whole pizza sitting on the ground
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
It feels like I'm being stabbed in the uterus with a rake. That night was totally worth it though. Thanks.
This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.
That sad moment when even your drug dealer lands a summer internship and you don't...
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
Walked into the bathroom and saw a Minion eating out Harley Quinn so this Halloween will be hard to top.
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
I just told 2 of my vibrators "I love you." I seriously need some dick.
I refuse to fake an orgasm. If I'm dating him, he better work for that shit.
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