i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
The walk of shame is far, far worse on crutches.
lets start a swedish sibling band together
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
Nothing like all your friends getting engaged to remind you how much fun sleeping around is.
He said he got laid, but you and i both know he was too high to leave his house.
Walk of shaming dressed as a zombie hunter. This hangover feels like the actual apocalypse.
my mom found me passed out in the kitchen floor with the Brita pitcher.. Happy Mothers Day
If he shows up in a "mount n dew" me shirt im throwing him to the lesbians
We lost you in the mall, but to no surprise we found you waiting in line to sit on santas lap. You said you wanted to ask him for a pound of weed and a subway giftcard for xmas.
I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
I keep getting the feeling him and his friends are hilarious and we should drink whiskey together forever
I just put Gatorade in my wine, cause electrolytes, you know.
I shit myself and fell down the stairs and I’m still finding shit In those pants.
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