Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
Her breakfeast in bed consisted of half a pop tart that I didn't want, and water that I slipped birth control into... Who says chivalry is dead?
First date: that requires underwear, huh?
I woke up this morning to my phone notebook open and written was "reasons why I'm a whore in chronological order" then it listed everybody I've had sex with in the past five months.
I've got my laundry in the car, tonights 1 night stand pre-req is an in suite washer and dryer. Let's do this!
I just got a flashback from Saturday night of you helping me wash my feet in the bar's bathroom.
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
Duuuuuuuude, I need you to sleep with my girlfriend so I can tell you both to move out
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
Put a Santa hat on my junk. He's wants to be festive too.
It's routine now. He comes home from work and i ride him like a cowgirl with only a few sips of wine. I love being his neighbor.
Almost gave myself a concussion stealing a stuffed unicorn hanging on a street sign but hey I got home safe
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