so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
i wish there was a holiday celebrated with pizza eating
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
You dont understand he had a split tongue thats bucket list worthy.
Im trying to find an appropriate gift to your mom for getting both you and your sister on birth control within a week, any suggestions?
Know what's awesome? Flying a mini helicopter while you shit.
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
Her dog trainer Fuck buddy is over here again. She sounds like a squeaky toy and he talks to her like he talks to the dog. I CAN HEAR EVERYTHING!!!
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
You're a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a redhead
It was rocky mountain showdown of course we got shitfaced and talked about eating buffaloes
...hi
YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF
Ok cool I was afraid you'd never speak to me again. I can work with this.
Ooooh no. Jesus take the wheel, or Moses. SOMEBODY TAKE THE WHEEL
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